Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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