we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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