gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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