Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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