This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She has the best kind of daddy issues
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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