How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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