we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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