Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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