I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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