I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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