Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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