Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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