there's paper in my vomit.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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