I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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