i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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