hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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