So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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