Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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