She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I think people are normalizing furries
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