it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
