best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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