Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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