Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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