It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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