I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She even gives head with a lisp.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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