friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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