Small penises have feelings too.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Success! We fucked roommates!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
