Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
