do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My Sexting was not on an AP level
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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