just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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