They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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