so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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