I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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