The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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