I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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