we have pet lesbian snakes
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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