I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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