people are starting to question the shark bite story
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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