I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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