Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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