What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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