in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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