Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is it because I queefed?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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