I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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