She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I forget how to act sober
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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