this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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