They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
