Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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