You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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