I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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