You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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