i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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