Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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