There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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