Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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